There was a sign that said "Pets and Grills Prohibited" ...
J: "Pets and girls prohibited." L: "Justin, it says Grills." J: "Oh, I think it should say girls, that would be much better." (silence) J: "But don't worry Coach Lori, you are older so you aren't a girl, you are a woman so you are still allowed." L: "Oh great."
On the car ride there Justin is playing a video game in his head....
J: "And down goes Coach Lori and Jeremy." L: "Did you just kill me in your video game?" J: "Don't worry Coach Lori, I avenged your death!" L: "WHAT?!?" J: "Well, I killed the bad guys that killed you so I avenged your death!" L: "Oh thanks!"
L: "Oh, do you need a straw?" J: "No, I need a special liquid traveling device." L: "Oh sorry."
Where does he come up with these things?!?
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