Paperwork

Besides the Amanda JSOTD this is the best EVER!

Kind of a long story.  Here are the players.....T: Taylor (Head Guard at the pool), A: Ashley (one of the coaches), Justin and I!

So Justin had been in the office but I had to run out and do something.  He came running out to change for practice.  I went back in the office.  T: "You would not believe Justin today.  He is planning on buying a house with Charlotte from his class."  A: "Yeah, he is so funny!"  In comes Justin.  L: "What am I Justin..chopped liver?"  J: "What?"  L: "You are going to buy a house with Charlotte?  What about me?"  J: "Oh yeah, we have a plan.  So Charlotte and I are going to buy a $499,000 house.  It was going to be six people living in it but Charlotte talked to everyone about it so now it is going to be 21 people."  A: "That's a lot of people, how many bedrooms?"  J: "Well, three.  Chris and I are going to live in the master bedroom.  Charlotte and (some girl I can't remember) are going to share one, and (other girls I don't remember)"   T: "Where are you going to get the money for this house?"  J: "I'm not sure yet."  T: "You better start washing dishes."  J: "Well, you only get three dollars a week washing dishes and we need at least five thousand dollars a week to buy the house."  A: "How are you going to get places if everyone in the house is in second grade?"  J: "Well Charlotte said we shouldn't tell our parents about this and I said that I think there is paperwork for buying a house.  And now we need rides."   Storytelling interjection....PAPERWORK?!?   J: "We figured it out there is going to be eight Wii's because everyone is going to bring one and we are going to set them up in all the rooms.  And maybe we will have enough money to buy Star Fox 64."  Then Justin runs off to practice.

Where in the world does he come up with these things?!?  And paperwork?!