Busted!

This may be my only JSOTD this week.  I have to wear a brace on my thumb and it is SUPER hard to type!

Here goes...

Taylor told Justin that she liked his shirt.  J: "Yeah, I forgot to put my t-shirt on.  My parents make me wear collared shirts to school  BUT the last two weeks I have been wearing t-shirts.  Every morning my mom has been yelling at Jeremy to do good on the FCAT and since she has been busy yelling at him she didn't notice that I wore a t-shirt.  This morning though, BUSTED!!!  I got busted and I had to change."

I cross referenced the story....only the busted part is correct!

Bathrooom!

So Justin is obsessed with the girls bathroom at the school cafeteria.  He thinks there are parties going on and the  'SGC'... Secret Girls Club is happening!

For the past week or so he has been telling us how Charlotte is going to dress him up like a girl so he can get into the bathroom.

Yesterday he showed me how he has been practicing talking like a girl.  His girl name is Alexa.  (I have video!)

Today he told Carolina and I that today Charlotte taught him 'that hair flip'.  J: "You know, that thing girls do with their hair.  Like this...he demonstrated."  

I can only imagine what tomorrow will bring!

4 Things!

Four reasons it is better to be a girl according to Justin!

1. Girl bikes have much better and squishier seats.

2. Girl bikes come with baskets.  Even though they have flowers and not flames.

3. Girls only have to do girl push-ups and that is not fair.

4. The lunch ladies do not think the girls are having a party in the bathroom since girls seem so innocent.  The lunch ladies always check on the boys since they do not seem innocent.

Ahhh to be seven!  (Almost eight!)

HOT!

Apparently this is not a well known JSOTD and it happens to be my favorite!!


As told by Amanda....


Justin Story of the Day!
First of all, I'm really excited I get to do this!! Here we go...

So, Justin came and sat next to me at the cart and I told him to tell me about his life. I asked him if there were any girls at school that he liked. He said no and that it was stupid because he was only in 2nd grade. We continue this conversation and somehow it gets brought up that I don't have boyfriend (I don't know why that always happens, but anyway..). Then Justin proceeds to tell me... "Coach Amanda I can tell you how to get a boyfriend, it's easy! All you have to do is run up to a boy and yell 'You're hot!'" Me: "Oh really? That's all I have to do?!" J: "Yeah, you're just complimenting them. It will work every time." and THEN he tells me "You should try it on Coach Joe." Me: "Justin, Coach Joe is married." J: "I know, but it would be funny because you would get embarrassed and I've never really seen you embarrassed before."

Paperwork

Besides the Amanda JSOTD this is the best EVER!

Kind of a long story.  Here are the players.....T: Taylor (Head Guard at the pool), A: Ashley (one of the coaches), Justin and I!

So Justin had been in the office but I had to run out and do something.  He came running out to change for practice.  I went back in the office.  T: "You would not believe Justin today.  He is planning on buying a house with Charlotte from his class."  A: "Yeah, he is so funny!"  In comes Justin.  L: "What am I Justin..chopped liver?"  J: "What?"  L: "You are going to buy a house with Charlotte?  What about me?"  J: "Oh yeah, we have a plan.  So Charlotte and I are going to buy a $499,000 house.  It was going to be six people living in it but Charlotte talked to everyone about it so now it is going to be 21 people."  A: "That's a lot of people, how many bedrooms?"  J: "Well, three.  Chris and I are going to live in the master bedroom.  Charlotte and (some girl I can't remember) are going to share one, and (other girls I don't remember)"   T: "Where are you going to get the money for this house?"  J: "I'm not sure yet."  T: "You better start washing dishes."  J: "Well, you only get three dollars a week washing dishes and we need at least five thousand dollars a week to buy the house."  A: "How are you going to get places if everyone in the house is in second grade?"  J: "Well Charlotte said we shouldn't tell our parents about this and I said that I think there is paperwork for buying a house.  And now we need rides."   Storytelling interjection....PAPERWORK?!?   J: "We figured it out there is going to be eight Wii's because everyone is going to bring one and we are going to set them up in all the rooms.  And maybe we will have enough money to buy Star Fox 64."  Then Justin runs off to practice.

Where in the world does he come up with these things?!?  And paperwork?!

BFF is Forever!

So Justin was in the office as usual but in slightly rare form!

He thought it would be funny to call me his 'old lady'.  I was not amused!  L: "Justin, we are no longer BFF's since you called me that."  J: "Well fine but we are still BF's."  L: "What?"  J: "Well we were BFF's which is Best Friends Forever and now you don't want to be but since it was forever then we still have to be Best Friends."  L: "Oh, well then."

I know he is seven but it is kind of logical!  Apparently BFF really is forever and there is no cancellation!

Shoes!

Justin pretends to not know how to tie his shoes.  He does.  Yesterday...  L: "Justin, tie your shoes or I won't talk to you."   J: "You are starting to sound like my mother."

My toenail is falling off...it's gross.  L: "Justin, do you want to see my toenail?  It is kind of gross."  J: "Yeah!"  L: "Oh, last night after I soaked it you could see the end of the toenail under my skin but now that it is dry you can't."  J: "Let's go get a bucket of water!"  L: "No!"  Crazy!